Top 10 Quotes from Dumb and Dumber

Not only is Dumb and Dumber one of the funniest movies of all time, it’s perhaps the most quotable comedy ever!

Finding a funnier flick than this classic from 1994 is no easy task, and coming up with just 10 quotes is even harder. Here’s our list of the top 10 quotes from Dumb and Dumber.

10. “Nice set of hooters you got there. [I beg your pardon?] The owls. They’re beautiful!” – Harry

9. “Don’t you go dying on me!” – Lloyd

8. “Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and TOTALLY redeem yourself!” – Harry

7. “We landed on the moon!” – Lloyd

6. “Look at the buns on that one… yeah, he must work out.” – Lloyd & Harry

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5. “Samsonite! I was way off! I knew it started with an S” – Lloyd

4. “Mock! Yeahhh!” – Lloyd & Harry

3. “You’ll have to excuse my friend. He’s a little slow. The town is back that way” – Lloyd

2. “We got no food, we got no jobs… our PETS’ HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!” – Lloyd

And the #1 quote from Dumb and Dumber is…

1. “So you’re telling me there’s a chance!” – Lloyd

Honorable Mention: “Hey, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?”

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