Top 10 Tommy Boy Quotes

Tommy Boy is one of those movies that never loses its ability to be funny.

Released in 1995, Tommy Boy became an instant classic thanks to Chris Farley’s funniest performance. In honor of this brilliant comedy, we’ve compiled some the best Tommy Boy quotes. Here’s our Top 10 list of Tommy Boy quotes that will guarantee to make you laugh:

10. “Brothers don’t shake hands, brothers gotta hug!”

9. “I’m a maniac, maniac on the floor. And I’m dancing’ like I’ve never danced before…”

8. “What you do is, you put your shoulder into her and you push”

7. “I was just checking the specs on the end-line for the…rotary…girder… I’m retarded.”

6. “It’s HERBIE Hancock.”

5.Bees! Bees! Bees in the car! Bees everywhere! God, they’re huge and they’re sting crazy! They’re ripping my flesh off. Run away, your firearms are useless against them!”

4. “Richard, do I have a mark on my face? It really hurts. Not here, or here so much… but right here

3. “You can get a good look at a butcher’s ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn’t you rather to take his word for it? No, I mean, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher’s ass… No, wait. It’s gotta be your bull.”

2. “You’re driving along, you’re driving along, the kids start shouting from the back seat, ‘I gotta go to the bathroom, Daddy!’ Not now, damn it! Truck tire. EEEEEEEE! I CAN’T STOP! There’s a cliff! AAAAAHH! And your family’s screaming ‘Oh my God, we’re burning alive! No! I can’t feel my legs!’ Here comes the meat wagon. And the medic gets out and says, ‘Oh my God’. New guy’s around the corner puking his guts out. All because you want to save a couple extra pennies.”

And coming in at the #1 spot on list of Top Tommy Boy Quotes:

1. “Fat guy in a liiittle coat. Fat guy in a little coooat.”

 

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